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Kevin's Second Law [Sep. 27th, 2007|03:28 pm]
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Kevin's Second Law: There exists no robot that cannot be improved in form or function by the addition of a flamethrower.

For posterity I will also formalize Kevin's First Law which was defined many years ago.

Kevin's First Law: For any number of wires, strings or similar objects, the probability of complex entanglement between them increases exponentially with the inverse of distance. Time required to entangle is also affected in a similar fashion. This phenomenon can be observed in consequence, but not in action.
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[User Picture]From: tastybrains
2007-09-27 08:16 pm (UTC)
I'm envisioning those robots that they use to distribute medication in hospitals with flamethrowers now.
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